Help I have fallen and can’t get up!!!

Okay it is more like “Help I am tired and I can’t fall asleep”. I have noticed my last couple of post have been a little on the sad side, so this morning I wanted to lighten things up a bit.

First I have for you the JOKE OF THE DAY!!!!!

“Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”

– Author Unknown

Second I have some fun questions you can try to answer or ignore it is up to you!

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why are there no ‘B’ batteries?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver’s license?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather “macaroni”?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
If vampires can’t see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
What is a picture of a thousand words worth?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
Can crop circles be square?

Well, I hope this brought you some kind of late night enjoyment!

What would you like me to write about next? Reader’s Choice!

The best is yet to come!

-Shipwrecked November